Complete all quests from Chef El Franko.
Bail the Hobo out of prison.
Buy a total of 10 burgers.
Save up a total of 500 coins.
Kill 10 Spiders.
Complete all quests from the hawaiian girl.
Equip the Boarskin hat.
Get the watermelon.
Catch the Blue Gweed.
Defeat The Florp General Boss.
Catch the Green Gweed.
Cause a war.
Complete all quests from Master Mclean.
Defeat the Pirate Boss.
Complete all quests from Frank.
Earn 40 coins from sheer luck.
Get reduced to using a crowbar.
Complete all quests from the two fishers.
Eat 100 plums.
Dress up in full mining gear.
Lure a crow home with you.
Kill a Mini Florp with a wooden sword.
Eat some honey.
Beat the game with the God Apple in your inventory.
Find out the secret code.
Have all the three types of butterfly at the same time.
Kill 5 Crabbies in a single playthrough.
Reach level 10.
Get the Candy.
Complete all quests from the Florist.
Help start a new line of jam.
Clear the swamp of its frogs.
Complete all quests for the Glue Maker.
Visit Dream Land.
Catch the magenta Gweed.
Complete all quests for the Builder.
Defeat the VeeZofooz Boss.
Kill 10 Shroom Slimes.
Eat 20 Glowfruits.
Steal money while dressed as a pirate.
Kill 20 Spickets.
Reach level 20.
Make a Deal with the Florp General.
Catch the Yellow Gweed.
Dress up in full aztek gear.
Make 30 kills with a bow.
Win the Daily Prize 3 times.
Buy a total of 100 tickets.
Win the Jackpot!
Light 50 creatures on fire.
Defeat the Rokinight Boss.
Defeat the Queen Bee Boss
Defeat Big Blue.
Gain Access to the Sunken Temple.
Capture the Florp General.
Kill it.
Get the bloody knife.
Discover the Sepia effect.
Kill 10 Etle with the Bee Blade.
Eat Bacon and Eggs together.
Find and equip all the secret Golden Gear.
Disobey Mr. Tutorial in every way possible.
Harvest 20 Budi plants.
Wear the golden hat while being a gold colored tree.
Go sailing at night.
Have a full inventory and backpack.
Kill 100 Piranha.
Kill 20 Scorpions.
Level your Luck stat to level 10.
Reach level 50.
Have a sleep over at a party.
Equip full tribal gear.
Explore all the locations on the map.
Eat 10 poison fruit.
Get every ending.
Confuse a shark.
Get a present from Santa.
Equip the Santa hat.
Eat 3 Gingerbread Formongers.
Help the Formongers Escape Formagetus.
Get Sick.
Try each type of pill.
Defeat the Mutated Formonger.
Dress up in Chinese warrior gear.
Kill 20 Dark Beings...
Eat an orange.
Get 20 kills with the Legendary Sword.
Freeze to death with a warm hat on.
Sell 100 items at the market.
Kill 100 angry bees.
Offend a Pumpkin.
Gain access to the Hills Tower.
Have all the colors of apples at the same time.
Pass the toilet paper to the scientist in need.
Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 machines.
Kill 10 Airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.
Kill 20 enemies with the Hivehand.
Ruin the microwave casserole.
Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.
Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.
Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.
Kill 10 enemies with Snarks.
Headshot 20 enemies with the .357 magnum.
Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.
Kill a Headcrab using fire.
Kill a Marine with their own grenade.
Kill 5 enemies with one grenade.
Kill an Icthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.
Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.
Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Overcharge it anyway.
Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.
Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.
Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.
Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.
Get killed by your own Snarks.
